{"id":9977,"date":"2018-09-13T23:15:49","date_gmt":"2018-09-14T04:15:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/windycityparrot.com\/blog\/?p=9977"},"modified":"2018-09-13T23:15:49","modified_gmt":"2018-09-14T04:15:49","slug":"feathered-funnies-windy-city-parrot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev.windycityparrot.com\/?p=9977","title":{"rendered":"Feathered Funnies @ Windy City Parrot"},"content":{"rendered":"

What will our parents say
\nabout dating outside our species?<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

\"african<\/a><\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

“for my next trick you’ll see, there’s nothing up my wing”<\/span><\/p>\n

\""forAnd they say birds are messy<\/span><\/p>\n

\"child<\/a><\/p>\n

The cat did it!<\/span><\/p>\n

\"rose<\/a><\/p>\n

I didn’t promise to friend you<\/span>
\neven if you gave me my own computer<\/span><\/p>\n

\"blue<\/a><\/p>\n

Dude the stalking has to stop<\/span><\/p>\n

\"sff-budgie-mirror-stalking-121414-email\"<\/a><\/p>\n

He thinks it was the Red Bull<\/span><\/p>\n

\"bird<\/a><\/p>\n

Katie thought liberal arts education<\/span>
\nwith a minor in art would help her career<\/span><\/p>\n

\"cockatiel<\/a>Ten bucks at the Hair Cuttery<\/span><\/p>\n

\"close<\/a><\/p>\n

The problem with Gary Kasperov and chess<\/span><\/p>\n

\"boy<\/a><\/p>\n

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